Faecal-covered Briton falls from red-light district balcony (4 photos + 1 video)
A freak accident has occurred in Thailand. A drunk, naked and feces-covered Briton has crashed through the ceiling of an internet cafe. 
A 51-year-old tourist fell from the balcony of his room and crashed through the ceiling of a cafe in the red light district of Pattaya.
According to hotel staff, the Briton was groaning loudly and banging, and then there was a loud bang. A moment later, the man's legs were dangling above the shocked customers of the cafe, and he himself was screaming for help. 
Police and ambulances immediately arrived at the scene. They found the man in a state of shock, trapped between wooden boards. Meanwhile, the gamers hurried to leave the foul-smelling room. 
Customer Somrak Senso said: "The cafe was full of people, more than 20 people. I was playing when I heard the first bang. I didn't pay any attention to it. After a while, there was another bang. The ceiling started to collapse. And then there were legs right above my head, I called the staff. I smelled something, but I thought it was a burst water pipe or something."
Police checked the Briton's room and found feces smeared on the floor, sheets and blankets.
Police Lieutenant Thanavi Yarangsi commented: "The tourist suffered minor injuries and will be released from hospital once he has rested and sobered up. We have some ideas about what he was doing in the room, but we did not find anything illegal."
