A new vacancy has opened

I am constantly asked how I wipe my ass. That is exactly what I want to talk about now.

I am opening a vacancy called buttler. The successful candidate will have to accompany me everywhere, but the salary is 10 thousand a month. There is a lot of work! The responsibilities include cleaning living quarters, cooking and chauffeur services. But most importantly, the buttler will help me reach places that I cannot reach myself. If anyone wants to, write in the comments.

Buttler sounds similar to butler ("butler"). But if butler comes from the French bouteille (bottle, cupbearer), then buttler comes from the word butt ("ass").

Anyone interested?